TRY NOT TO LAUGH. HAHAHAAA!

So funny!

Lakini wanaume hawaambianagi mtu akiwa smart.Unaskia jamaa ikiuliza na   leo ni lini?

😂😂😂👍😂😂🙌🙌🙌✌️

Kuna light skin aliniringia ati vile kwao hawakulangi ugali..... Sai nime mwona kwa posho mill.. Sijui anasiaga pizza😆
😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌

#shotsfired🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Dear brother
If you know you can't use a condom...avoid ugly women they are very fertile😂😂😂😂😂😂

Si Mimi nimesema
Labda ni mugabe

Mi Tangu Ni Buy Blender Maisha Imekua Shwari ...Yani Ile Kitu Inanibamba Nayo Ni Ati Nkitaka Kupika Uji Asubui Naeka Maji Moto Kwa Blender Then Natupa Ugali Ya Jana Uko Then Drrrrrrrrrrrrdrrrrrrrrr Oya, Uji Tunayo Hatuna😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ngoja Niende Ivi Nakam

*😇Nko confucious and am being confused*😇
 *Hebu na wewe imagine Kwa mfano tundu la choo lingekua na kamera linarekodi movie we ungekua season ya ngapiiii??*

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*#ujinga siachi*

*A grain of sand in a condom is more dangerous than a needle in a shoe....*

####Museveni quotes 10 min ago

*Jamaa usiku kucha "ananyamba".! Ovyo  kwa kila aina ya sauti. Mara pwii.. ! mara fyuu.. !  mara puu...! mara  pyeeh..! Mara tata taa...! Mara buuu...!*
*Mkewe akamuuliza una nini leo ?*
*Akajibu nasikiliza ringtones za matako yangu..! maana kuna zingine nataka kuz delete..*😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂,😂😂😂
*Pumbavu KABISA*


*Kama kuna ushamba sitawahi acha ni kuoga na gunia, Hiyo kitu huwa inasugua hadi laana* 😁😄

Using a condom is a sign that you are having sex with a person you're not supposed to be having sex with.
Case closed!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lakini sometimes me hukaa apa nje ya ploti naskia tu kucheka ,unapata kasmallboobed kakitoka bafu eti anajifunika na towel mpaka kwa shingo,sasa anaficha heartbeat ama?.... Sister kuwa criaz na life

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

CENTRAL Bank of Kenya CEO  is 55yrs Old. He
Earns approximately 3M KShs. per month and he is single.
Lakini sasa wewe fala uko 18.. A Fresher  umepata  HELB ushamleta bibi HOSTEL ukamuoa...
Kijana unafaa kula kofi moja mzito  to Restore Factory setting in your Head.

😂😂😂👋👋👋

I thought being Kenyan was stressful till i met an Arab called Saq Madik
How will he mention the name at job interviews?
 Man: Your name
Guy: Saq Madik
Man: suck your what???
Guy: Madik
😂😂😂🙌

Ushawai pangia movie night na kiherehere hadi unajiwekea kahawa mingi around 9pm halafu after sip ya mwisho stima zinapotea! 😔😔😔😔😔😔😜😂😂😂